detour BLUES

Well, Halloween is just around the corner and our resident vampire is starting to hang out here in the studios… really makes things difficult when doing live shows! Just so you know what I’m talking about, here’s a photo of our resident vampire…

Well, better get back to work before the boss starts breaking out the whips and chains!

John Tibbs, host of the show Blues You Can Use, will begin broadcasting again on Monday, September 21.  John broadcasts daily, from 1-5pm and will take requests or dedications anytime during the show. You can make your requests by calling (423) 546-0360, or toll-free at (888)895-0996, extension 5. You can also make your requests by Instant Message, by clicking here: www.detourblues.com/message. John has been down with health issues, but he has overcome them and is ready to get back to playing you some “Blues You Can Use”.

Cash FOR CLUNKERS

IF MY BODY WERE A CAR.

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.  I’ve got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull. But that’s not the worst of it.  My headlights are out of focus, and it’s especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here’s the worst of it –

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.

CASH FOR CLUNKERS……….  I QUALIFY  -  How about You?